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  Apocalypse

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  57 days ago in Webster's Is My Bitch · Authority: 237

  Apocalypse: (Noun) The complete final destruction of the world. I've had my suspicions for awhile now, but I think we're finally coming into the end of days. Yes, Paris Hilton has confirmed that she is, indeed, ready to start breeding. "I definitely want three or four [children]," she told PEOPLE in Las Vegas Saturday night, while partying at Pure Nightclub for her sister's birthday. As for a timeline? "Soon," she said. "Maybe a year or two." (Source) I'm pretty sure "Vagina of Napalm Bearing Offspring" is one of the final signs of the end of the world, along with plague, pestilence and "Former Beauty Pageant Contestant Clinching Vice Presidential Nom." More from the Anorexic Hilton Sister's 25th birthday party:

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    Quickies: Holy Frijoles!

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    57 days ago in Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip · Authority: 149

    At least Victoria Beckham knows she’s not sexy. (Holy Moly) Start repenting, bitches — the End of Days is nigh. (Websters) Miley Cyrus whores it up at her Disney sweet sixteen birthday party. (MollyGood) Jessica Simpson’s getting married! And probably
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    Quickies: Holy Frijoles!

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    57 days ago in Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip · Authority: 322

    At least Victoria Beckham knows shes not sexy. (Holy Moly) Start repenting, bitches the End of Days is nigh. (Websters) Miley Cyrus whores it up at her Disney sweet sixteen birthday party. (MollyGood) Jessica Simpsons getting married! And probably
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  Paris must be stopped

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  57 days ago in Celebslam: They're Better Than Us · Authority: 32

  Paris must be stopped October 6th, 2008 “Whore.” Paris Hilton wants kids. Soon. Oh dear God. At her sister Nicky’s birthday at Pure nightclub over the weekend in Las Vegas, she told People magazine: “I definitely want three or four [children] . . . Soon. Maybe a year or two.” In the meantime, she’s just enjoying domestic life with beau Benji Madden. “We just had our 7 month anniversary,” she gushed. “We are just so happy.” (Source) You know those pinpoint smart bombs we use to rain hellfire and damnation on terrorists in Iraq? You know what I’m talking about? We can blow up a living room by sending a missile through the front door. Anyways, do those things work on uteruses? [WENN, Pacific Coast News] Read more about: Benji Madden, Paris Hilton Email This Post
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  Babies Are The New Chihuahuas

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  57 days ago in THE RAD REPORT | California... Knows How To Party. · Authority: 116

  Babies Are The New ChihuahuasSubmitted by eddie on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 14:53. This shirt is from Digital Gravel and I thought it was appropriate after Paris Hilton, with vodka in hand, explained to People Magazine how she wants to have 3 or 4 babies.
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  Pink, Hayden Panettiere, Kim Kardashian - Gossip Glamour and Pics

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  57 days ago in Voxefx 2.0 - Entertainment, Gossip and Pictures · Authority: 11

    Pink - Dirty looking in a fetish-ish photoshootMatt Damon makes cameo in Escape to Miami triathlon    Oscar winner Matt Damon, needing to get in shape for his next movie, competed with nearly 1,000 athletes on Sunday.    DQUINONES@MIAMIHERALD.COM 
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  Paris Hilton wants to have kids in a year or two

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  57 days ago in Paris Hilton · Authority: 20

  Here it comes, again. People asks Paris Hilton: Do you want to have kids? Paris ts them: “I definitely want three or four [children]. Soon. Maybe a year or two.” “We just had our 7 month anniversary,” she remarks. “We are just so happy.” That’s it for today’s news. Whatever catfight story about Paris you read today has no credibility. Paris was shopping in a DVD store today:
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  Paris Hilton- Mother of the Year

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  57 days ago in Popscribe: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Rumors, Hollywood Gossip, and Celeb Scandals · Authority: 23

  Paris Hilton- Mother of the Year Monday, October 6, 2008 | Author: Patrice "I definitely want three or four [children]-Soon". "Maybe a year or two."- Paris Hilton on the State of Her Ovaries to People Magazine It's like Christmas. I knew it was coming , but I'm still taken by Surprise. I need a Time Out. Popularity of this post: 1% Related Posts:
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  Reality Check: Will Paris Hilton’s New BFF Please Report For Diaper Duty?

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  57 days ago in MTV Remote Control Blog · No authority yet

  • After seven blissful months with Benji Madden, Paris Hilton’s apparently ready to start procreating. The reality show star says she’s ready to have “three or four” kids in the next “year or two.” Maybe she’ll recruit her new BFF to start babysitting on Friday/Saturday nights? (People) • Tina Fey continues to shine in her recurring role as a folksy, likable Alaskan hockey mom. (Scandalist) • This photo of Kim Kardashian at fourteen proves she’s either (a) never had plastic surgery, or (b) been rocking an artificial C-cup for over a decade. Take your pick. (Kim Kardashian’s site) • Olympic gold medalist Misty May-Treanor is officially out of the Dancing with the Stars competition. Worse still, the volleyball phenom reportedly needs surgery on her injured achilles tendon. (Usmagazine.com) • Entourage has already been renewed for its sixth season! Reportedly, next year’s plotlines will center around Vince’s hotness, Eric’s shortness, Ari’s douchiness and Drama/Turtles‘ romantic foibles. (E! Online)

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