Behold, the musings of a Wacky Chick
During the course of her lifetime, the Wacky Chick is subjected to twice as many hideous occurrences and fetid situations as a regular chick. She's visible, she's out there and if anyone is going to be hit by a rotten tomato, it's the wacky chick. Without bucketloads of resilience, her wackiness will quickly be eroded by the vicissitudes and decaying veggies of life. From "Wacky Chicks: Life Lessons from Fearlessly Inappropriate and Fabulously Eccentric Women" by Simon Doonan. This hard won life lesson is the very reason I'm here. Or, to paraphrase: If you're boring and ugly no one will mess with you. I, on the other hand, cause trouble wherever I go... Nuff said.
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