Elton Says Things
"Elton Says Things" is a comedy blog written by humorist Elton Edgar. It's an informative, funny and irreverent 'point of view' blog. Commenting on subjects as diverse as religion to showering and every possible thing in between, it's focus changes daily, but, it's always, ALWAYS funny. Every blog includes links to related information supporting or informing the post. It's a great way to start the day as most posts are put up overnight (as Elton never sleeps). It's also office friendly, so, it can be read almost everywhere.
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2 Halloween Crimes The Police Should Settle
Living in this day and age, when technology, efficiency and greed has robbed us our ability to work for things, we as a people, love a good bargain. Especially a holiday built around giving! No, not Christmas, you Santaist. I'm talking about the Satanic h...5 weeks ago
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