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You Look Like an Evil Submarine Captain
Just shave it off Alright, man. You may not want to hear this, you may not want to believe it, but enough is enough. I think I speak for all of us when I say that your goatee makes you look like an evil submarine captain. There. Now it’s out in the open. ...168 weeks ago
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