The Malt Impostor
Ever thought the tasting notes for whisky (and other malted beverages) were pretentious? Begun in July of 2009, our blog provides the perfect alternative: we offer only the finest hand-crafted parodic tasting notes, ranging from the low-brow to the ridiculous.
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The Koval Single Barrel Millet Whiskey (200 ml Polly wanna bottle)
Tasting notes: Parakeets love millet. Love it. They carry on so much they entirely shed their avian dignity over it. If you don’t ration it, they will eat millet to the exclusion of all other grains, even to the point of ill health. I mention th...21 hours ago
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