The Malt Impostor
Ever thought the tasting notes for whisky (and other malted beverages) were pretentious? Begun in July of 2009, our blog provides the perfect alternative: we offer only the finest hand-crafted parodic tasting notes, ranging from the low-brow to the ridiculous.
Recent blog post
The Glenmorangie Signet (750 ml über-sultry, curvaceous bottle)
Tasting notes: Walking into the MaltCave, before learning that the pourMeister had splashed the Glenmorangie Signet into glasses, it was easy to believe that John's Persian slave boy had laid out a gourmet cheese spread for us, including room tempe...8 hours ago
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