STARTING NOW: No more mohawks on toddlers. Ever since Angelina Jolie introduced Asian sensation Maddox to the country, punk rock hairstyles have been popping up like unwanted chest hair on Mario Lopez. From now on, if I see a mohawk on your head, you better be a heavy drug user in a rock band, or the victim of a tragic accident at Supercuts. …
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STARTING NOW: week of 6/30/08
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STARTING NOW: week of 6/16/08
http://pophangover.com/startingnow/?p=10STARTING NOW: The next time a baby stares up at me and smiles, I don’t want the parent to tell me, “Oh he’s flirting with you!” Please. He’s 4 months old. He doesn’t know if I’m an attractive woman, or a fraggle. starting now… STARTING NOW: Paula Deen needs to just have a heart attack and get it over with. …
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STARTING NOW: week of 6/9/08
http://pophangover.com/startingnow/?p=9starting now… STARTING NOW: Manufacturers need to stop putting their advertising stickers on everything. It’s out of control! I just bought a laptop that had more stickers on it than a 12 year old’s Trapper Keeper. Bottom line: If I wanted to handle that much sticky residue, I’d change Ron Jeremy’s bed sheets. …
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