Spark'th'dark

Hello. I'm twenty something, I live alone, and I'm very smart. I considered naming this Blog "Tyler Perry's Film Reviews by a Mad Black Woman" but I'm neither Tyler Perry, Black, or a Woman, so that wouldn't be very honest of me, generally. I'm often bored at work, and find it hard to find things on the internet that are mentally engaging, so I started writing my own, and then reading it back to myself, often out loud in different accents. But i only know so many accents, and would like you to read it as well. Thank you.