The Number One Review Blog
I've got a complicated relationship with music. It's funny how you can love something so much that churns out so much stuff you hate. Pop music in this day and age makes me feel incredibly old (and I'm 19). I really can't remember the last number one that I thought "I think I might buy this" rather than "Fucking hell, again?" or "They've just nicked an 80's riff and rapped over it" or "A monkey could of wrote this whilst throwing shit at his mate". I do try not to be a cynical person because people that are tend to make me cringe, but this probably won't rub off on the blog. I've always fancied blogging but I never knew what I would write about if I had a go. Then I heard on the radio last week that One Direction's What Makes you Beautiful was number one (which I will have a bash at reviewing after I finish this introduction thing), and I thought "reviewing stale, formulaic, mock-emotional organised noise might be a good idea" (I'm not cynical, honest). So there you go. The idea of the blog is that each
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