LOSERS I'VE LOVED AND LOST
I want to meet the man of my dreams, and Match.com isn’t helping. LOSERS I'VE LOVED AND LOST is a compilation of the best correspondences between me and the many men who have approached me on Match.com. They come in all shapes and sizes with all manner of opening lines, but I don’t mince words with my responses. I give informative replies so future generations of douchebags will have a guide that tells them what not to say when approaching future women.
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I thought the wink was to let the person know you would like for them to look at your profile. More or less "can my mug shot induce you to consider my face as one you wake up next to for the rest of your life, and if so, read about me and wink back so I c...101 weeks ago
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