Blondie McBaffled

I began writing in the days of Myspace to share my adventures and quirky sense of humor with my friends and family. I recently decided that my creative, though sometimes demented alter ego(s) needed a new playground and a blog was born. I am a single mother in my mid/late 30s and my writings are on varied topics from parenting, to things my crazy kids have done or I've done to them...to male enhancment drugs, materbation, surging hormones and where girls pee from. If you're easily offended or embarrassed, my blog is not for you. If you like to laugh and are open minded, take a look!