With all this talk lately about ‘Twilight’ and My Chemical Romance walking around all “wah wah wah cry cry cry,” kids these days probably think vampires are whiny douchebags. But if you’re my age, you learned everything you needed to know about vampires two decades ago from ‘The Lost Boys,’ a film in which vampires are a cross between the Goonies and ‘Ride the Lightning’-era Metallica. …
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-best-comebacks-of-all-time/The French call it “l’esprit d’escalier,” or “staircase ghost.” To the rest of us, it is known simply as the comeback, that divine and tender coincidence of all the universe’s comedic forces at the perfect moment. A truly good comeback can instantly turn tables, elevate the terminally zinged to the status of champion, and reduce the zinger to a stuttering fool. …
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http://charlierb3.blogspot.com7 common Mac myths exposed 10 best apocalypse novels of pre-golden age of science fiction (1904-33) (via American Libraries Direct ) 20 excellent free rich text editors (via Delicious ) 6 most retarded gaming consoles ever released 8 things modern vampires could learn from The Lost Boys 18 worst drivers on the road Top 100 anthropology blogs
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The American Recession as Explained by a Canadian
http://ourpolitics.wordpress.com/2008/12/03/the-american-rec...so disappointed that breasts don’t. A recession then is simply a period when an economy stops growing and instead shrinks. Recessions are generally accompanied by rising unemployment, books by John Steinbeck, and a general lack of Good Times. <read the rest here
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The recipe for every episode of ‘House’ ever
http://www.garywong.org/2008/12/03/the-recipe-for-every-epis...Cracked has a recipe that’ll have you cranking out episodes of ‘House’ in no time
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Hundie Jo [dot] Com
http://hundiejo.comthen burst into flames, burned its way out of her purse onto the ground, and flipped open to that particular verse while the Pope, who had been arguing with the guy at the check-in counter, started to high five Parker repeatedly. Check out The 10 Most Devastating Insults of All Time. Posted on December 1st, 2008 by Henry Imler in Philosophy - Comments (0)
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Crossheaven II
http://redheaven90.blogspot.comCracked.com has always been one of my favorite websites for crazy sarcastic humor. As much as Ian's, but better of course. Here are some really good ones I stumbled upon today. The 10 Commandments of Facebook 15 Images You Wouldn't Believe Aren't Photoshopped 15 More Images You Wouldn't Believe Aren't Photoshopped The 5 Most Ridiculous Lies You Were Taught in History Class 7 Commandments All Video Games Should Obey 30 Error Messages You Never Want to See
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Pajiba Love 12/03/08
http://www.pajiba.com/pajiba-love-120308.htmWith all these words and phrases like "recession" and "economic crisis" and "standing in line for toilet paper" being thrown around all willy-nilly, here is a Canuck who can finally make sense of things. Thanks, admin! (Cracked) Courtney Love says that she paved the way for Britney to be an insane trainwreck. Oh, shut the fuck up you dumb, retarded crackcunt. Oh yeah, I did just totally go there. And I believe it was warranted. (
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WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 3 December 2008
http://www.hecklerspray.com/webthump-wednesday-3-december-20...Angelina Jolie news you will ever hear - Best Week Ever 6 - Christmas albums you really need to hear. Once - Chicagotribune 5 - Boy oh boy, people at Cracked get pissy if you ever steal their stuff - Cracked 4 - Tyra Banks talks about, oh, herself. How did you guess? - BuddyTV 3 - Which cartoon babe would you have sex with? None? Because you’re a normal human being? Oh - Kontraband 2 - Got some free time? Then why not find out how hopelessly
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Sick Momma
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How to really talk to cops.
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House Deconstructed
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