Damn United: 101 Reasons Not To Support Manchester United
Have you ever wondered how eleven shin kickers from Manchester became one of the world’s most unpopular football teams? Do you sometimes wake in the night, fearing that United will win the league? Do you know unfortunate friends, family, or weirdos who support United and clearly need help? 'Damn United' is the most authoritative guide to the ‘Red Devils’ and their minions. We all know their type. You might even have some of them in the family… Nervous fidgets with low self-esteem prone to occasional bouts of fist pumping, wagging their large foam fingers, and singing monotonous chants. Manchester United fans are found in every walk of life and some are even allowed out in public. But how are we to lead these poor misguided souls away from the team with the grass stains on their knees and demands for a penalty always on their lips? 'Damn United' provides you with all the evidence you need to get through life without a plastic air horn or novelty jester’s cap.
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