Breaking: Jesse James Asks Wife Sandra Bullock To Forgive Him
Well Holy Hell! It turns out the allegations of infidelity leveled against reality TV star and hubby of actress Sandra Bullock are true.
In a statement to People Magazine, Jesse James takes responsibility for the affair and issues an apology to his wife and children:
"The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.
"There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It's because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.
"This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."
Forgive me dear readers for a moment, I have something to say to Mr. James:
What an enormous dumbass you are Jesse. Perhaps the biggest pile of steaming excrement in Hollywood — which is really saying something. Sandra not only accepted your sordid and disgusting past life married to a porn star and all that that entails, but she supported you in your fight for custody of your daughter. She publicly proclaimed how much she loved you, thanked you profusely for every accolade she earned, and even stated how "hot" you are. And how do you repay her? By having sex with what may be one of the least attractive women to ever starf*ck her way to fame.
You are so stupid and you are right, you deserve every bad thing that is coming your way. Let's just hope you didn't give Sandra anything she can't give back because of your irresponsible and selfish behavior. I also hope she dumps you and destroys every last molecule of your being with her unwavering disgust and heaping ridicule.
By the way, you suck dead bloated rats in the gutter.
Ok, I am done. Sandra - be strong.