Ignoring The Obvious, Radar Suggests Lindsay Lohan, Heath Ledger Had "Secret Relationship"
Were Heath and Lindsay "hitting it" just before he died? Depends what "it" was.
Do you smell that? That smell? That smelly-smell of desperation mixed with a heaping pile of B.S., a sprinkling of sensationalism, with just a smattering of cinnamon and nutmeg in time for the holiday season. That's the smell I get from the latest tall tale courtesy of the Lohans via Radar Online.
According to the subtle headline "WORLD WIDE EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Had Secret Relationship With Heath Ledger When He Died" we are led to believe, based on surreptitious recordings made by Michael Lohan, his daughter Lindsay and the now deceased Heath Ledger were having a relationship, of the sexual kind, when he died. We are then supposed to make the mental leap that this is what caused Lindsay's life to spin dangerously out of control. Here is an excerpt from the taped conversation between Michael Lohan and Lindsay's mother Dina:
"And she was dating Heath when he died," Dina reveals to Michael. "I don't know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, ok?"
Dina told Michael about the relationship because she was afraid for Lindsay's life too: "Because when she's drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking.
"She said that the actor's death was a terrible shock to Lindsay. "That f----d her up," Dina says.
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Naturally, it never occurred to the always insightful Dina, that perhaps the nature of Heath and Lindsay's relationship wasn't a physical one, unless you count the procuring and exchanging of drugs as physical. I am sort of surprised no one else in this trifecta of stupidity hasn't put this together either.