Today in Tiger News: Woods OD'd on T-Day, Woman Taken By Ambulance From Home
Today's news reports in the ongoing Tiger Woods' Sexgate are focusing on an early morning ambulance call to the Wood's home in the pricey Orlando suburb of Isleworth.
According to multiple sources, emergency responders transported someone described as a blonde in her 50's who has since been released. The woman is believed to be Tiger's mother-in-law, Barbro Holmberg who arrived in Florida in the last couple of days, along with his wife Elin's sister. We await confirmation on this story.
In other Wood's drama, medical reports surfaced from the original car accident stating Tiger was admitted to the hospital as an 'overdose' on Thanksgiving. Tiger was said to be in and out of consciousness after his minor accident, and had been heard snoring. When medics ask Tiger's wife if he'd taken any medicine, she gave them two prescription bottles, which we now know were Ambien and Vicodin.
This news will of course spawn further speculation about whether Tiger and his wife were involved in some sort of domestic dispute the night of his accident. Considering the tawdry details of this case, and suggestions Tiger was caught texting the woman at the center of this story Rachel Uchitel by his wife, I'd say the chances are pretty good Tiger used poor judgment mixing his meds in reaction to his wife's outrage (and beatdown.)
Since this story has spiraled to an all-time low, I'd like to offer a bit of levity by presenting a fictional re-enactment of the Wood's drama from SNL.
Update: The woman transported by ambulance from Tiger's home is in fact Tiger's mother-in-law Barbro Holmberg. Holmberg was admitted for stomach pains (ulcer perhaps?) and contrary to earlier reports, has NOT been released yet and is being kept for further evaluation. Poor woman, who can blame her for falling ill? I've downed two bottles of tums, five Zantacs and an entire liter of rum-drunk eggnog since this story broke, and I don't even LIKE golf.