Celebrity Surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan Trades Scalpel for Halo
Well, it seems Heidi Montag is going to have to find a new surgeon to get her next boob job...as if ten surgeries in one day wasn't enough for her. It appears that her favorite plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan, took an unscheduled dive off the Malibu cliffs - to his early and unfortunate death.
However, the California Highway patrol has not confirmed that Dr. Ryan was texting while driving. His ex-girlfriend did though, saying, "...he was texting while driving and he accidentally went over the cliff." Specifically tweeting a picture of his border collie, Jill, when he lost control of his car and went off the road.
His best client Heidi was torn up about his death. Get a load of this drivel from Montag's Twitter stream,
"I am devastated to hear the news of Dr. Frank Ryan's death. He was the most amazing person I have ever known. He was an angel and changed my life and the lives of everyone he met. He was the most brilliant talented surgeon who will ever exist. Dr. Frank Ryan changed the world. My thoughts and prayers go out to his mother, family, friends, and anyone who was ever blessed enough to meet him. He is in a better place."
Really? A better place? The bottom of the Malibu hillside, probably still smoldering? Sounds like a great place. Sure beats his giant mansion in the hills, or his millions of dollars, or his stupid little dog. Yeah, being really really dead sure does beat all that. I can't wait until I become really successful so some vapid celebrity twat can trivialize my life with such a statement after my untimely death.
Dr. Ryan had the life of a Hollywood plastic surgeon; he died living the life of an irresponsible teenager, texting while driving. If he was so freaking intelligent, he might have not been doing that while navigating the freaking hills. Seems pretty stupid to me. Yes, texting while driving is not just a teenage problem, and is actually worse for other drivers than drunk driving.Continued on the next page