Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher & The Beatles
It is probable that both Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were both singing The Beatles classic “Can't Buy Me Love” in their heads. However, the smart money is that Demi Moore was singing it first.
Apparently, a little while before Demi Moore announced that she was filing for divorce from Ashton Kutcher, he bought a car. Not just any car, but a green car. No, not a green colored car, but one of those environmentally friendly cars. No, it was not a Toyota Prius. It was a 2012 Lexus LS 600h hybrid-engine car for his only true love's birthday.
No, no, no, not that true love Sara Leal and the numerous women he was allegedly with on his wife's sixth wedding anniversary, while he was naked in a hot-tub. Yes, yes, yes, his wife. He bought that car for his wife, Demi Moore.
According to TMZ, Ashton Kutcher drove the car home on November 9, 2011, just days before her birthday. So it appears that Ashton was trying to buy her love.
My money is clearly on this being the exact time that Demi Moore sang that song in her head: “Can't buy me love.” Sources from TMZ claim that their marriage was “open”. Clearly, both their interpretations of “open” appear to be vastly different.
Demi Moore is allegedly bisexual and enjoyed threesomes with Ashton Kutcher and other women. When you lead a horse to water and allow him to drink and he does drink. Well, he just keeps on drinking until he falls over dead. That's Demi Moore's problem with Ashton and their marriage. It's either that or the little I-Didn't-Allegedly-Wear-A-Condom-With-Sara-Leal-Twice confession that was said to have taken place.
Clearly, the smart money is on the latter issue as Demi tuned into that song and drove away in her new car. If there is one straight-man still here reading this article, then pay heed to the fact that women really, really don't like their husbands, or boyfriends for that matter, not wearing a condom when they are cheating on them!
Finally, the smart money has Ashton Kutcher tuning into that song only after his wife told him that it was over and she was filing for divorce. Only then would Ashton Kutcher realize that even a shiny, new car can't buy him love.
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