Heidi Montag Surgically Morphed into a Bratz Doll
Heidi Montag, who stars on the reality series The Hills, has changed her tune and now claims in People magazine her plastic surgeries are not an addiction. This is a complete reversal from an earlier People article in which she admitted freely to being "beyond obsessed' with having work done. Addiction, obsession, or not, she has had a total of 12+ plastic surgery procedures, all with the blessing and support of her creep of a husband, Spencer Pratt.
Speidi (a portmanteau of Spencer and Heidi) obviously had a goal in mind, and now that her new look is revealed, that goal is as clear as the newly redesigned nose on her face. She is now an exact replica of a Bratz doll, equally plastic, and I will bet dollars to donuts that if you look inside her head it will be as vacant and air-filled as her Mattel twin.
Let's compare the two pictures above, and for anyone unsure, Heidi is the one on the left:
1. Over-exaggerated eye tilt, check. 2. Unnaturally prominent cheekbones, check. 3. Innertube inflated lips, check. 4. Long ultra-bleached blond hair, check. 5. Large, fake, rock like breasts, check. 6. Disproportionately tiny waist via liposuction, check. 7. Butt high & round via augmentation, check. 8. Inner thighs lipo'd and a myriad of other plastic tweaks, and Viola!
At 23 years old Heidi is now the living embodiment of a plastic doll, a Bratz doll no less, the sluttier, less classy version of Barbie. The sad part is Heidi feels these surgeries will, "make me happy at the end of the day." Whatever happened to garnering happiness from doing work that you're proud of, from being a good person, and living a life that includes actual goals, morals, and even one single thought that doesn't involve yourself? Unfortunately Heidi, those surgeries aren't going to improve your voice, improve your mind, or make your husband appear to be anything more than a huge, gaping butthole.Continued on the next page