How To Save Lindsay Lohan
Following her latest legal relapse, Lindsay Lohan has decided to clean house and has ditched her business manager Lou Taylor who also manages former train wreck Britney Spears.
I’m just going to be blunt: if Lindsay doesn’t get help soon I don’t think she’ll make it. And if she is going to get any help there are certain people in her life that have got to go in order for her to have a fighting chance at survival.
So first things first, I say get her away from her parents and family. I don’t need to go into reasons why Michael Lohan is no good for his daughter. The man takes every opportunity to cash in on his daughter’s legal and personal woes and has Jane Velez Mitchell and TMZ on speed-dial. He has continuously harassed Lindsay at every turn disguising his “concern” as fatherly love. Fortunately the media’s not buying what he’s selling. I find the man so creepy that I can barely look at pictures of him so I cannot imagine what it must be like for Lindsay to have to endure him. Get a restraining/gag order against him for at least 10 years stat!
She may or may not be shopping around a tell-all book on her daughter, but one thing we can all agree on is that Dina Lohan, affectionately known as Orange Oprah, is not a good influence on her daughter and in fact is seen by many as an enabler. From partying and making out with her daughter in clubs to explaining away every one of her run-ins with the law, Orange O is just as dangerous as Daddy Dearest.
Next, Lindsay really needs a new lawyer because as much as I think Shawn Chapman Holley is an awesome lawyer, I really think Lindsay needs people in her life who are going to lay down the law and get her better deals. Shawn always looks so depressed and just strikes me as someone who caters Lindsay’s every whim. Or maybe Shawn’s just so exhausted from constantly living at the courthouse.Continued on the next page