Mel Gibson Is Going To Huff and Puff — and Blow Your House Down
Well, butter my biscuits and frost my flakes, another pant-filled rant from Mel Gibson has been released by those rabid gossip hounds over at Radar Online. God bless their creepy, tasteless little hearts for exposing my virgin ears to the ravings of a complete lunatic.
When we last left our buddy Mel, he was telling his baby-mama, Oksana Grigorieva that if she were raped by a pack of n-words, it was her own fault. Even though our minds are still trying to cleanse themselves of that aural assault, we have new audio of Mel Gibson going absolutely ape-sh*t on his estranged ex, admitting to punching her (because of course, she deserved it) suggesting she just smile and BLOW HIM (how romantic), and ultimately, letting her know he can have her killed if he wants to.
Mel has such a way with words; no wonder the ladies love him. I simply swooned as he growled, panted, snarled, barked, made liberal use of the c-word, hinted all women want to blow him (up perhaps), and other charming Mel-isms. Here are some highlights from the eight minutes I will never get back nor erase from my memories:
Mel: "I need a woman who f*cking supports, not a woman who sucks off of me and sucks me dry."
Mel: "Alright. You have one more chance, and I mean it. F*cking go if you want, but I will give you one more chance. [heavy panting] You make me want to smoke, you f*ck up my day up. You care about yourself. I have been so good to you and you f*cking try and destroy me. You should just SMILE and BLOW ME."
Mel : “You need a f*cking bat in the side of the head. Alright, how about that?”
Mel: “Threaten ya? I’ll put you in a f *ckin rose garden you c*nt! You understand that? Because I’m capable of it. You understand that?”
There is much, much more, and if you are a sucker for abuse, you can listen here.
However, it really is a disturbing exchange. It seems the more calm Oksana is, the more it drives Mel over the edge. Towards the end of the tape she tells him he needs help and medication, but Mel, in his blustering and screaming, just simply doesn't hear her. Now, I have NO idea of the inner machinations of their relationship, why it went south, or what their real issues are; however, I can see why she decided to tape these exchanges.Continued on the next page