Paris Hilton Charged With Felony Drug Possession
Paris Hilton has consistently proven herself to be a self-indulgent, slutty, STD-infested sh*t-for-brains. And dear readers, you will be happy to know she's still batting 1000.
Over the weekend, Hilton was arrested in Las Vegas for possession of cocaine after police pulled her and current boyfriend Cy Waits over, claiming they smelled marijuana coming from the car. During the arrest, which took place on the Strip, Paris told officers she had to use the restroom. She was escorted inside the Wynn Hotel, and during her pot(ty) break, police officers were holding her purse. At some point, she asked for it back to take chapstick out, and here's what the officer said happened:
"As she began to open it, I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie begin to fall from the purse and into my hand."
Initially, Paris claimed it wasn't her purse, but rather a friend's, and then later told friends it was her purse, but that she had let someone borrow it and claims she was set up. Over the summer, Paris was stopped twice because of a drug-related issue, once at the World Cup games in South Africa, and then later on the French island of Corsica. Both times, charges were dropped, with Paris claiming the drugs weren't hers.
My favorite line (pun intended) from all of this is comes from a source who stated Paris had this to say. "I had no idea the cocaine was there. I swear on my life. It could be a setup. Everyone knows how against cocaine I am."
I present exhibit A on Paris' cocaine revulsion: