Tila Tequila Suggested Rap Name "Lil' Ho"
Oh that little minx Tila Tequila, she's like a South Pacific typhoon, whipping things up into a frenzy, destroying all in her path and leaving nothing but stupidity and std's in her wake.
I shizz you not. Tila's been in NYC for the past week on a tour of all things whorish (ie., making appearances at area strip clubs) perhaps ostensibly to promote her new single, "I F*cked The DJ." Needless to say! However, it's also the name of the song. It was actually pretty thoughtful of her to give us a song title which matched the mental visual of what I assumed she did last night. She's magnanimous like that!
Interesting story. While in NYC Tila made a appearance on the Howard Stern show. Stern's no stranger to sluts and freaks, or the freakishly slutty and as a regular listener of Stern (don't judge) I usually welcome this kind of interplay. However, if you were expecting Tila to be vivacious, uninhibited, certainly dumb as a stump, but at the very least, entertaining — you'd be wrong. She was none of these, plus we couldn't see her faux rack, 'cuz it was radio. It was all very disappointing.
I did the unthinkable - I actually turned it off. It was that bad, and I sat through the entire show featuring Little Lupe Fuentes (link NSFW). So that's saying something.
However, all this rumination and let down gave me a brilliant marketing idea for Tila. She could avail herself of both her ethnic background and chosen music style and become, Lil' Ho. i
No need to thank me, just keepin' real yo.
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