Piranha 3D Promises to Bite, One Way or Another
I really wanted to have Step Up 3D break my feature-length 3D cherry, but couldn’t find anyone willing to go with me. I know, I was shocked too.
Luckily, Avatar is being re-released (now with sex scenes!) and what better way to ruin my vision than the highest-grossing film of all time? Oh wait, here’s a way,
Piranha 3D. I know nothing of this film, other than the countless commercials, but I will assume the following about the plot: boobs, sex, piranhas, piranha sex, self-deprecating humor, being sad for Ving Rhames, being happy for Elisabeth Shue, and spring break. I just got myself pretty excited about the film.
Here’s hoping Paul Scheer gives enough good 'Oscar' to get nominated.