A Star-Studded "King Of Fashion" At The Metropolitan Museum Gala: Hits And Misses Of The Night - Page 2

Author: Dawn Olsen
Published: May 08, 2007 at 10:12 am
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Most Likely To Shatter A Camera Award: Hilary Swank and Donatella Versace

There is no good reason these two should ever be standing next one another. One grazes on carrots and apples, the other on cigarettes and vodka. The only thing these two have in common is their uncanny ability to scare the piss out of a person. I didn't even know zombies and centaurs were invited to gala events.

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Scarlett Strikes Out. The otherwise beautiful Scarlett Johansson is not up to par in this outfit, and again, what's with the stance? Ladies, you aren't laying a damn egg, you are posing for the cameras. It's ok ScarJo, you'll work it out.

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Rose McGowan is channeling her inner Joan Crawford. At age 60. Her face gives me a migraine.

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Kate Spade: Shoes and handbags A++++, this outfit a Z- plus a karate chop to the larynx. Seriously, stay home if you this is your idea of dressing up for a gala, you ass.

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And last, but certainly not least the whorrific Lindsay Lohan doing her best to clean it up for the night, but still looking like glorified crackhead who crawled out of a back-alley dumpster and managed to stay lucid for five whole minutes. She really has become a sewer scraper.

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Photo source: Wire Image

 
 

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