A Suggested Title For Larry Flynt's Sarah Palin Porn Flick: "Drill Baby, Drill" - Page 3
PALIN: I feel so alive! Let's grab my gay friend and go shoot wolves from the safety of a helicopter.
(End scene)
Say it ain't so Joe, there you go again....
Yeah, so that sounds sexy and all, but I wonder if Tina Fey knows about this. Surely she can make time in between her Emmy-winning schedule to crank this out. Or not.
Seriously, this is what happens when you are marketed on your looks, which Sarah Palin certainly has a LOT of. How shallow are we as a nation that we have people out there who are willing to vote for a person simply based on their "curb appeal" rather than their leadership skills, track record or experience. Would we be having this conversation about Joe Biden, Barack Obama or heaven forbid, geezerlicious John McCain (ewww "viagra-sponsored" porn).
Oh wait, would they be saying this about Hillary Clinton? We know Bill Clinton wouldn't. Is this the best we have to offer as a society and a culture? Truth is, Palin's not as bad we think she is, and not as good as the Republicans keep trying to convince us she is. She's a popular governor of a large but remote state with the population of a medium sized city. She appeals to a small percentage of a political party which represents well under half of the citizens of this country. What is needed here is a major interjection of perspective, not more porn. Besides, after today's bailout fiasco, every American taxpayer got a good screwing.
So while "Riding Pipeline" is a clever turn of the phrase, we feel "Drill Baby, Drill" better embodies Palin's obvious sexual electricity.
(special thanks to my big sis "L" for assisting with this post)
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