Amy Winehouse To Be Arrested Today?

Author: Kaye
Published: April 25, 2008 at 9:08 am

UPDATE:  Amy has been arrested and is currently in custody.

Maybe, if what I'm reading on the internets is true.  She's in big trouble for headbutting one man and punching another in the face while on a drug and booze-fueled frenzy, and word is the police are gonna come after her:

The troubled singer, 24, is expected to be arrested this afternoon after a 38-year-old man told police in Kentish Town she had allegedly assaulted him in Chalk Farm Road, Camden.

Winehouse, dressed in a Lacoste t-shirt and mini skirt, was driven from her Camden in a state of distress, with her make-up smeared across her face. [..]

The Met inquiry began after it was reported that Winehouse assaulted two people outside a bar early on Wednesday.

She faces up to six months in jail if convicted of assault.


She seems bound and determined that she is going to screw up her life in the most spectacular way possible.  What is the old saying...live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse?  Well, she's got two of them down pat anyway, and I'll leave it up to you to determine which two it is.

Sorry, Amy.  I don't like to see you cry, but come on...if you don't want to be arrested, STOP TAKING DRUGS.  THEY MAKE YOU DO STUPID THINGS.  And they make your teeth get all wonky.

In the meantime, hubby Blake Incarcerated-Druggie was caught making googly-eyes at a blonde while attending a hearing in his case:

He did not seem to mind that Winehouse wasn't there, as he was busy making eyes at a blonde. He sat in the dock alongside fellow defendants Anthony Kelly, James King, Michael Brown and James Kennedy, looking relaxed as prosecutors succeeded in extending his time in custody to 9 June.

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