Angelina, Brad, Jennifer: It's Goin' Down Next Week
Whoever was in charge of scheduling this little party might find him/herself out of a job on Sunday, if the Battle Of The Century erupts on Saturday. Yes, Hollywood's weirdest triangle--Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Jennifer Aniston--is fixing to converge in one spot for one night only:
Angie and baby-daddy Brad Pitt are on the host committee of The Night Before—a charity event held the evening prior to the Academy Awards—but Brad's ex-wife, Aniston, is also a hostesses with the mostest. If all parties show it cold be the climax to a colossal confrontation that began three years ago when Brad left Jen in 2005 claiming it had nothing to do with Mr. & Mrs. Smith co-star, spent the next several months denying he had any relationship with his Mr. & Mrs. Smith co-star, then proceeded to publicly, kiss, cuddle and raise half the world's children with his Mr. & Mrs. Smith co-star. The two women have yet to meet since—yummy!
Well, well, well. I wonder just how many Rolaids ol' Brad has consumed since learning of this little date on his calendar.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not on Team Aniston, Team Jolie, or Team Pitt. I think they're all overpaid, narcissistic, self-important blowhards. Between Angelina's compulsion to adopt more children than most people give birth to in a lifetime (and apparently producing more of her own biological ones as well) and her conviction that she's the only one who can save the world, Brad's wishy-washy approach to life, marriage, his ex-wife, and his commitment vows, and Jennifer's inability to move on already from a two-timing, lying, hit-with-the-ugly-stick loser (and I'm not talking about Vince Vaughn), they could all disappear into the background and I wouldn't cry.
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