Anna Nicole's Refrigerator Contents
The fact that I just wrote that title signals the end of days. How far have we sunk as a society when a person's refrigerated consumables are plastered all over the internet? HOW FAR I ASK YOU!!!
Clearly, from the verified and documented photo, we now know the following things about Anna Nicole Smith:
*She was a health nut. Slimfast is the most nutritious stuff on earth. Heck, my kids live on the stuff and look at them. All forty-two inches and six pounds of them.*Anna had sophisticated taste in condiments. Only high-class people use French's Worcestershire sauce and spray butter to season their methadone.
*Anna was the pinnacle of temperance. What's that, about one quart of methadone? I didn't even know they made them in sizes that small.Â
These photos were taken of Anna's bedroom refrigerator from her home in the Bahamas.
Honestly, I don't see what all the fuss is about, on any given day you could find a gallon of cheap vodka, an empty pizza box and a pre-mixed Molotov cocktail in my fridge. And that's what I like to call "breakfast."
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