Antonella Barba Needs To Shake It Off, Suck It Up
Okay, so I have done a little research on this whole "American Idol Naked Pics" thing and because I am like 200 hundred+ years old (in dog years, that is) I know some things, about some things.
First off, Antonella has shitty friends. Not, "hey let's hang out" and then blow you off shitty, but like, "I am going to rape your mind in front of millions of people as you teeter on the edge of fame, only to watch you fall into the abyss of obscurity" shitty.
So, I offer some words of caution. Do not allow yourself to be pictured doing the following things: going potty, posing half-nude in front of memorials, hanging out half-naked with lesser attractive friends at the beach, and definitely not while giving some kind of mercy knob-washing to the stunted peen of some fat dude.
Maybe you better write it down, take notes, or put it in your blackberry- because no matter how much you think you know a person, sometimes they will screw you sideways, frontways, and up the whaazoo.
Lest you think I am judging or hating on Antonella, I am not. I realize that she is a victim of this whole "It's All About Me" generation shit I keep blathering on about. These girls see Paris Hilton whorfing coke off some guy's chest and bragging about getting poked in the butt for drugs, and they think "hey, I can do that too. On film, even."
It's not just stupid, it's careless. Paris Hilton is a bazillionaire and doesn't need to be famous to live like a Riviera whore, but you, on the other hand, are trying to be on American Idol- a show that is won based on what people think of you, and ostensibly, your singing talent.
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