Belt It Like Beckham
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Soccer (oh wait, football...no, check that, it's soccer) star David Beckham has opened his third academy for aspiring young people:
The state-of-the-art World of Sport complex has been set up to benefit the children of Brazil and provide them with on-site coaching and access to top-class facilities, much in the same way as his academies in London and Los Angeles.
Beckham said: “This is by far the best training camp I have ever seen.
“It will be the best football facility in the world and I am very proud to have an academy in Brazil where kids can come and enjoy themselves and play football in a safe environment.â€
Davey Boy also hopes that his new facility will draw soccer clubs from all over the world to train, and hopefully to help future athletes in the form of Brazil's young people.
But here's what I really want to say about the whole thing:
PULL YOUR PANTS UP!!!
Great balls of fire...he's a zillionaire, but he can't afford pants that fit right? Yank that belt tighter! Srsly!
