Bijou Phillips Needs To Shut Her Cakehole

Author: Dawn Olsen
Published: January 28, 2009 at 1:39 pm
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Bijou Phillips, daughter of John Phillips of The Mamas and The Papas fame, went on record regarding her thoughts on anti-depressant medication and the dangers of modern psychiatry, because, you know, she's a doctor. We like to call her Doctor Dumbass, and here's what she had to say in a recent interview for Paper:

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"My grandparents didn't take any pills, and they were fine," Phillips said in the February issue of Paper. "Just buck up and get over it. Stop being such a f---king pansy."

Yeah, well, your sister Mackenzie sure likes drugs, so how about you preach to her, and keep the rest of the world out of it.

If you are wondering where in the hell this fartcicle is coming from, take note: she's a Scientologist. See, besides believing that aliens from 75 gazillion years ago were shipped to Earth by an alien overlord called Xenu to have their bodies destroyed with atomic bombs while they were gathered around volcanoes, Scientologists also believe that psychiatry and psych drugs are useless tools created by a corrupt and sinister organization. Hence their devious frontgroup, CCHR.

012107_masters_300x400Crazy huh? Yes, but not in the world of extra-crazy sauce that Scientologists drink on a daily basis. So while Tom Cruise has been given a new rules of engagement lease on life which came at the cost of being told to STFU about Scientology and anti-psych drugs (after he managed to single-handedly sink his career by doing so) it seems Bijou Phillips (who dates fellow Scilon Danny Masterson from That 70's Show) has taken up the mantle and is now spouting off steaming piles of total B.S.

Here's the problem with Scienotology's take on psychiatry, they have an all or nothing approach. The assumption that people with mental problems just need to "buck up" has NOT served them well. Clearly, people like Lisa McPherson, Jett Travolta, and that crazy sword wielding ex-Scientologist needed more than just bucking up. They needed qualified and certified medical help from real DOCTORS, but instead they were given the "buck up" treatment.

And we know how that turned out.

Bijou, how about you shut the buck up and go buck yourself. kthxbai!

(muchos gracias to the Rebel for the above spoof cover - NICE!)

 
 

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Article Author: Dawn Olsen

A veteran blogger since 2002, Dawn has written for many different blog incarnations ranging from parenting, politics, popular culture, music and everything in between. Her writing can be found Blogcritics.org and her celebrity blog, Glosslip.com. }

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