Brad Pitt Unable To Man Up, Calls Aniston To Complain About Vogue Comment
Aren't we all ready to move on from the Brad, Angelina, Jennifer saga? Clearly Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston are not. So here we go again.
As we reported two days ago, Jennifer Aniston is quoted in the December issue of Vogue as saying she thought her ex-husband's current girlfriend and mother to his six kids, Angelina Jolie, was "really uncool" for revealing she and Pitt fell in love while the were filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith. To recap, Mr. and Mrs. Smith was filmed in 2004 while Pitt was still married to Aniston.
Up until now, Aniston has maintained a pretty low profile about the split and has had virtually nothing to say about Jolie, despite the obvious. And the obvious in this case is Brad Pitt cheated on his wife with Angelina Jolie. BAM! BOOM! I said it and I am NOT taking it back. We can all (that means you Brangeloonies) stop pretending it didn't happen, or that it wasn't wrong or that Angelina Jolie's womb isn't a magical vortex of the holy trinity.
So, for the last three years, Jennifer Aniston has had to overcome a divorce, move on with her life and keep her head high, despite the endless and unrelenting adoration heaped on her ex-husband and his paramour. Has she done a good job? Yeah, I think so. Sure her movies have sucked bigtime, but it's not like she became a raging drunk or had sex with Sasquatch or anything. She's done what she always does, dates jerks, looks good in a bikini. And more than anything, she's kept her mouth shut. WAY more than I would have. Honestly, I would have walked straight up to Angelina, punched her in the throat, kicked her in the ass, and likely, hurled some less than savory utterances. But hey, I like to keep it classy.
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