Britney Spears Buys Goldfish; In Related News, She Also Walked And Breathed
Yes, GlossLip fans, I have been reduced to this:Â Britney Spears purchased a goldfish over the weekend.
Should I just impale myself on the turkey carcass now and get it over with?Â What a slow celeb news weekend this was...and let's face it, it's Monday morning, and articles about Brit just kind of write themselves.
It would seem that everybody's favorite poptart was seen out and about this weekend at a Petco, where terrier London made his celebrated return to the spotlight and an unlucky goldfish was chosen to escape its life of three-second memory in a community tank at a pet store for a life being fed Cheeto crumbs at Brit's house.Â A week there and the fish will wish it was back at Petco, listening to kids bang on the glass and running into other goldfish that look just like him.
See, this is what I mean.Â Did she just suddenlyÂ have this intense desire to take her 12-cylinder Mercedes to Petco, trailed by the pap circus, because she simply had to have a goldfish?Â Doesn't she have people who can do that?
There are also rumors that Brit will take Billy Ray Cyrus up on his offer of having her over for Thanksgiving.Â Now there's a meal I'd love to be a flower in the centerpiece for.Â (Great, just typing that sentence has put "Achy Breaky Heart" into repeat play mode in my brain.Â Fabulous.Â Where's that turkey carcass?)
Is it cruel to make a Death Pool for a goldfish?