Britney Spears Mastermind Behind Plot To Bring Down Paris Hilton
Where do we begin with this one? Splash News is reporting a rumor Britney Spears, contrary to my earlier statement, is in fact PISSED about Paris Hilton ruining her impromptu 26th birthday party. The same party she decided to throw for herself at someone else's party which had NOTHING to do with Britney, whorish pop stars, or greasy hilljacks with lots of money. Oh, and this is allegedly the same party in which Britney is said to have stolen over $28K in furs from a swag room at said party.
To recap, Britney and her low-rent posse of neverwases (O"sam"a Bin Lufti and Alli Sims) showed up to a party hosted by Sharon Stone at the Scandinavian Style Mansion last Saturday. The party was being held to promote Scandinavian merchandise or something. In any case, at some point Brit and crew busted out a cake and sang Happy Birthday to Queen Nitwit, but at the same moment Paris Hilton was arriving and sucked all the paparazzi and attention away from Britney and her birfday celerbrations. That was so rude y'all.
Originally it was reported Britney didn't mind the interruption to her ongoing make-out session with the paps, and Paris and Britney even reunited later in the evening at Four Season hotel for more partying. Well, here's the caveat in that story:
The singer made the claim in a far-from-nice letter she penned Paris after falling out with her while celebrating her 26th birthday last weekend. Our Stateside spy said: “Britney and her pals wrote to Paris and told her they are hearing rumours of a new sex-tape scandal – similar to the One Night In Paris footage her ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon put on the web four years ago. “The letter also claims the tape shows footage of Paris locking lips with one of Britney’s female friends at a party. “It warns Paris that if she continues being rude to people, the footage will be leaked online.â€
Yes, I know this is likely a pile of made up nonsense, especially since Splash is citing Daily Star as the source? I couldn't even get their site to pull up, assuming such a thing exists. But this is a slow news day and I liked the mental image of Britney masterminding anything even remotely requiring some kind of intellectual prowess.
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