Britney Spears, One Bad Habit Gone, 500 More To Go
I was delighted to see the above photo of Ms. Spears. Not only is she showing us her IQ and that she's number one, she also did something about her shideous nail situation.
If you'll recall, in the past Brit-Brit had what I like to call trailer park claws: broken nails, chipped polish, gnarled hangnails and generally ugly hands. Which is fine if you are on your way to pick up food stamps, a carton of marlboros and some Huggies, but not so great when you are bajillionaire with a posse of peeps at your disposal.
We realize that Britney is busy watching Tater Tot and Small Fry in between sucking down purple flurps (that's Nyquil and grape koolaid, y'all) but obviously she must have driven by one of those nail joints in L.A. and asked why so many petite Asians were "congragaten" in one spot and her cousin/handler/nannie/beyottch Allie told her that she could get her fugly hands all fixed up nice and purty like and BAM! Britney has a whole new look.
Of course she went for the wangsta-Creole style with ridiculous tips, but it's a start. I think all in all, this is a sign that Britney is finally starting to come around. Now all she needs to do is trade in her current ride for a sweet Camaro, keep sportin' the world WORST weave ever and her transformation into a higher level of backwoods Barbie will be complete.
Drop it like its hot Britney!
