Britney's Hands Are Covering Her Mouth, Creating Totally Effective Camouflage!
In an impromptu interview with the paps, she keeps her hands in front of her lips the whole time. Of course, this is completely effective in hiding her newly-enhanced lips from everyone. What lips? I don't see any! Does she even have a mouth? Where'd they go? The camouflage is perfect!
Now, if she'd press down on her lips a bit more with her fingers, preventing any sort of movement....
Brit does admit that she's "kinda scared" because of the Malibu brush fires. In an uncharacteristic display of unselfishness, she says, when asked about the fire, that "I don't think it's touched my house."
She also says that the new video "may just be me". You remember she was supposedly auditioning dancers for her new video and tour. Brit bailed on audtioning dancers at least twice, then had the auditions filmed so she could watch them at home. Hmm...
Seriously, watch this clip and be amazed that sound comes out of a face with no mouth. However, it's three minutes of your life you'll never get back, so you've been warned.
Follow Technorati