Colin Farrell Gives New Meaning To In-N-Out Burger
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If this story is true, which I am going to assume is, because that's way more fun, then Colin Farrell really likes burgers, of the furry variety. Yep, I said that.Â
According to the outrageous Janet Charlton's Hollywood, Colin Farrell took his ex-girlfriend Kim Bordenave and their son James by the In and Out Burger in Hollywood for some dinner and then returned later, sans the ball and chain, to get some more of the old In and Out. Know what I mean? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
The object of his late night craving, the 18-year-old Latina girl at the drive-thru window.
This further illustrates my theory that Hollywood is made up of an appealing mixture of hubris, sexual deviance, crabs, herpes, cocaine and straight up a-holes.Â
I hit on Colin Farrell once at the drive-thru and the same thing happened to me. Except instead of taking me out, he drove by and threw his used bag at the window and I got cold french fries and ketchup on my uniform. Why you frontin' Colin, you know want some of this!
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