David Beckham Hung Like A Tractor Exhaust Pipe According To Wife

Author: Dawn Olsen
Published: December 15, 2007 at 2:32 pm
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I was told once to never brag about how great your sex life is or how well-endowed you man is, for someone may come along and covet what you have. I guess no one bothered to let Posh know that. In response to rumors her hubby stuffed for his photo shoot for Emporio Armani, Victoria didn't just deny those rumors, she offered just a little too much information (at least for my delicate sensibilities).

Contact Music quotes Victoria Beckham on the now infamous Armani photo shoot:

The L.A. Galaxy player lying seductively across a bed, proudly showing off a bulging groin - which fans speculated was computer-altered. But the Spice Girl insists what's pictured in the pair of white briefs is all his. She says, "I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!"

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Wow, that's a classy way of putting it. Any man would be proud to have their wife say he's laying pipe the old fashioned way. What happened to discretion in the bedroom? Jeebus people, it's the holidays, can't we have a little decorum?

Some people just LIKE to make baby Jesus cry.

Assholes.


 
 

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