Denise Richards Needs A Thesaurus
It's no big secret that I don't like Denise Richards, and now I don't like her even more, if that is possible. If you ever needed a reason to not watch her new reality show, other than the fact that she's in it for the money she doesn't need (she already has a big chunk of Charlie's change and will come into millions more in his television residuals) and that she's into pimping out her young daughters on television, I'll give you another one: The woman has a potty mouth and an attitude to match.
In the above clip, you will see Denise at her finest, falling out of her top while getting her two-snaps all up in some woman's face. It would seem that she's upset about something to do with her children, and ends up calling the woman a word that I won't repeat here but that rhymes with runt. Classy broad, huh? I love the way the woman is playing with her pen. She's totally wanting to drive it into Denise's forehead.
What's she so worried about her kids reading something about her for? After splashing their private lives all over the television and internet for the consumption of the masses, she certainly has cojones to be upset. Um...HELLO? She's the one with the reality show, she's the one who put her kids on the reality show, she's the one who did the press tour a couple of weeks ago ostensibly to advertise her show but which turned into a "I'm a saint/Charlie is the devil" tirade. Wait, could it be that she wants only what she considers "positive" press and doesn't want to take the bad with the good?
There's a quote by Johnny Rotten (who's had his own problems recently involving the c-word)Â which goes, "If you don't want to be a pop star, stop being one."Â Hey, Denise...if you don't want people writing about your life, stop whoring it out to the cameras every chance you get.
This is as much of her stupid show as I'll ever need to see, and it's more than I ever wanted to know. I'm 50 IQ points dumber now. See what I put myself through to bring the ridiculousness of celebs to you people?
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