Did Britney Get Freaky At A Hustler Store?
I was ready to dismiss this, but it does seem like something Brit would do in her current mental state. Of course, if you told me that she walked out of her house wearing only the whipped cream from her Frap, those ugly brown boots, and with her hair twisted into a swirl, I'd probably just say, "What, she forgot to get it affogato style?"
So welcome to the debut of a new category here at GlossLip, called, "You Can't Fix Stupid". Rumors are circulating that on November 18, Brit dropped trou in the middle of a Hustler adult store because she wasn't allowed to try on a pair of naughty knickers:
Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees "told her they don't allow people to try on underwear," a source at the scene says. "She was really upset."Adds the source: "She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes."
At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with "Barely Legal' stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.
An eyewitness tells Us, "The employees kept saying 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was like dealing with a child."
Oh my gosh. It's scary that I totally understand the reasoning behind her actions. If you can't take the panties into the dressing room, how else are you going to see if they fit, y'all? Wedgies seriously hurt!
But that's not all. It would seem that she still has this thing for fake hair:
Spears' tantrum only continued. "The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card," the source tells Us. As payback, "on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!"
Now that takes balls...to act like a thirteen-year-old at Hot Topic, when you're almost twenty-six years old. If this is true, my
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