Does Perez Hilton Use Stunt Doubles?

Author: Kaye
Published: March 30, 2009 at 10:01 am
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Just in case you were wondering how Perez Hilton manages to do it all, we may have found the answer:  Rumor has it that the Perezinator doesn't do his own stunts, if you know what I mean:

We had lunch yesterday with someone closely connected to Perez Hilton who confirmed what we’ve suspected for a while now:
Perez no longer writes any of the content on the site.

The only things Perez Hilton actually contributes to his own website these days are the video blogs he puts up from time to time.

He’s got not one but THREE writers he’s hired (including a new one who loves to use the word “Fehk”) so he can go gallivanting around, propagating his own celebrity while his minions do the heavy lifting.

Lame!

That ain’t Cyrano, that’s Milli Vanilli.

But at least now we know why his site has started to suck in the past year.


You know, it's rather ironic that someone who broke into the business telling stories on other people is now the subject of rumor and hearsay themselves.  It's also rather ironic that someone who supposedly got into celeb blogging because they enjoyed it so much is now such a big star in their own right that they don't even have time to do what made them a star to begin with.

I mean, what's the point?  After all, what IS Perez without his site?  Just another fat-guy-on-the-inside with bad skin and horrible taste in clothes who is still nursing grudges from his childhood.  If he isn't writing on his site, then why is he a "celeb" at all?

TTTT, I haven't visited Perez's site in stinkin' forever, mainly because it just gets boring after a while.  I mean, come on.  Yeah, he does manage to break news on new music, and sometimes he does get exclusive scoops...but I'd rather have modest success and be able to sleep at night.

(For some reason, and it may be because it is Monday, I wanted to write, "Does Perez Hilton Use Dunt Stubles?"  I dunno.  It just sounded funny.)

 
 

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