Dog Owner So Upset At Loss Of Pet That She Had Him Cloned...FIVE Times - Page 5
Booger remained by her side throughout her recuperation and gave her the will to go on.
Not convinced yet?
Let us look then at the similarities between our two Miss McKinneys.Joyce will be celebrating her 59th birthday this week, while Bernann claims to be two years younger.
It is a fact, though, that former beauty queens (and even less celebrated mortals) often reduce their ages later in life.
Both Joyce and Bernann use wheelchairs, while the latter's late pitbull Booger sounds very similar in name to Joyce's faithful Hamburger.
There is no record of a Bernann McKinney living in Los Angeles, nor does anyone of that name belong to the Screenwriters' Guild.
No university drama department we contacted has heard of any such teacher. It is an undisputable fact, however, that Joyce was once a drama student.
But perhaps the most persuasive circumstantial evidence to suggest that Joyce and Bernann are the same woman, is that a Joyce Bernann McKinney is registered as living in Avery County, North Carolina - birthplace of the Mormon sex slave kidnapper.
She has been on the voters' register there since 1988.
'Who started all this?' Miss 'Bernann' McKinney demanded to know when she was phoned in Seoul, as she prepared to return to the U.S. with one of the puppies. (The others will remain in care among the scientists who have cloned them in the short-term.)
Told that there was a growing internet debate about whether she was indeed the Mormon kidnapper, Miss McKinney replied: 'I'm only going to talk to you about the dogs and the death of Booger. I've got people waiting to dine with me. I'm not talking about anything else.'
And that was that. She would neither confirm nor deny the link.
I did a little sleuthing on my own and found a Bernann McKinney in North Carolina, but not in California.
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