Eminem and Mariah Carey Are Proof Some People Never Grow Up - Page 3
That said, ball's in your court Mimi.
Update: For those who have standards in their musical listening tastes and don't want to listen to Mr. Mathers (Miss Mathers to you) dope track, Heckler Spray hilariously breaks this hissy-fit down for you:
It all stems from the relationship that Eminem and Mariah Carey had back in 2001, during one of the brief windows where Mariah wasn’t having a mental breakdown and Eminem wasn’t busy divorcing and remarrying his wife. Eminem referred to the relationship in his song Bagpipes From Baghdad, which we haven’t heard because it’s got the words ‘bagpipes’ and ‘Baghdad’ in the title and therefore probably sounds like a goat having its diaphragm pummelled.But anyway, whatever Eminem said in the song, it was enough to make Mariah Carey dress up as a man and call Eminem a liar in her new song, entitled Obsessed. And this, somewhat inevitably, has caused Eminem to write another song about Mariah Carey, The Warning, in which he variously:
* Threatens to release a number of intimate phonecalls and photographs from their time together
* Describes an encounter where he accidentally ejaculated onto Mariah Carey’s stomach
* Calls Mariah Carey an ‘alcoholic’, a ‘liar’ and a ‘whore’
* Inevitably opens the door for Mariah Carey to release yet another song about Eminem - possibly accompanied by a video where she’s dressed up as a monkey or a unicorn or something - that goes on and on and on and on and on and forces Emimen to write yet another poxy bloody song about her.
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