Glosslip Exclusive: Tom Cruise Cringes Like It's His Birthday, As Scientology Throws Sucky Tribute
Tom and David's big night out from Tom and David on Vimeo.
A while back, those cats at Gawker busted out a mini-clip from Tom Cruise's 40th birthday party hosted by his best little buddy and dictator at the Church of Scientology, David Miscavige. Lucky for you, we got the full clip. I know, you can thank me later, or not.
The party was given on the AsbestosFreewinds, the Scientology-only cruise ship where all the cool people and higher level Scientologists do their training.
Rumor has it the party cost in the millions, all on the backs of slave work administered at the hands of Sea Org members (those are the Scientologists who sign sign the billion year contracts with the church and essentially work for free.
It's totally awesome that Tom gets such special treatment from a supposed church. Like I wonder why the Pope doesn't give Mel Gibson a special birthday party?
Video is long, and full of total lameness, but utterly worth watching to see itty bitty David Miscavige show off his guns and suck up like a little bitch to his number one celebrity shill.
(Many thanks to Dr3k for sharing this with us.)
P.S. With all the money the Church of Scientology has, you'd think they could have gotten some better talent for Tom's b-day party. Warren Zevon would punch that chick for butchering one of the greatest songs ever. Criminal. I bet even Tom is doing an inside eyeroll at this b.s.
P.S.S. Is Davey M. unable to bend his arms? Seriously, WTF?
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