Heather Mills Will Wear A Strap On For ABC's "Dancing With The Stars"
Sometimes, the headlines write themselves.Â
The estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney will be participating in the next installment of ABC's hit series,"Dancing With The Stars."Â She had this to say about competing on the show:
"I'm quite happy to be thrown around, and hopefully my leg will stay on. It's very unlikely my leg is going to fly off, although it would be quite funny. I'll have a strap on which I wouldn't normally in every day life. I've got no dancing background and with my leg I can't push it... I love to dance in the disco, but that's about it. Natural rhythm is coming in handy."
That crazy bitch doesn't mind having some stranger throw her around on stage, with her leg flying willy-nilly, but Sir Paul goes on a bender and tosses her down the stairs and she goes beserk? Where is the justice?Â
I have not watched that show. The title is stupid, the concept seems contrived and quite honestly the only competitive show I want to watch with celebrities is "Archery With The Stars" or maybe "Stunt Car Driving With The Stars." That seems entertaining, and in fact I may have to pitch those.
When I read the line up in my latest copy of People magazine (yeah, I'm old-school) I started to wonder what would make a celebrity want to participate in such an event. Besides the prestigious honor of being the most graceful toe-twirler in Hollywood, what could be more stupid?Â
Then suddenly it seemed like the most brilliant idea ever. Maybe it was the booze thinking, but I started to realize that if you are Hollywood has-been with too much dignity to star in VH1's The Surreal Life (an exceptional show btw) this was the perfect vehicle to thrust your name back in the limelight. You get to show off, wear fancy clothes, compete and hang around other has-beens and in the end, if you win you can say "Eat it bitches, I outwaltzed you." That kicks total ass!
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