Heather Mills Will Wear A Strap On For ABC's "Dancing With The Stars" - Page 2
Speaking of kicking total ass, Heather Mills, 40, who lost her leg in a motorcycle accident in 1993 has promised that she will wear a strap on for the show. To keep her leg on. The prosthetic leg. The one she used to beat the crap out of beloved Beatle Paul McCartney. That joke never gets old.Â
Other knuckleheads appearing this season:
Joey Fatone, 30 former N-Sync member (the old chubby one)Shandi Finnessey, 28,former Miss USA
Laila Ali, 29, undefeated boxing pro and daughter of boxing legend Mohammed Ali
Billy Ray Cyrus, 45, former mullet-legend and country sensation
Clyde Drexler, 44, the 6-foot-7 former Houston Rocket and Portland Trailblazer and one of the NBA's all-time top 50 players.
Leeza Gibbons, 49, former Entertainment Tonight co-host.
Apolo Ohno, 24, two-time Olympic gold medalist in short-track skating and the youngest competitor in Dancing history. (not a knucklehead, but does have a restraining order against me. Oh Apolo, can't see how good we would be together?)
Paulina Porizkova, 41, a supermodel in the '80s. (married to Ric Ocasek)
Ian Ziering, 42, a Beverly Hills 90210 heartthrob (doofus)
And last, but certainly not least, The Soprano's Vincent Pastore had signed up originally, but had to bail because he was too big of a pussy. Badump, bump!
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