How Many Britneys With ADD Does It Take To Run Over A Pap's Foot?...Wanna Ride Bikes?
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Okay, yeah, sorry...old ADD joke. Those of us with ADD understand.
I'm going to try and condense a couple Brit stories into one article, so bear with me. First, about that drug test that supposedly came back positive. Brit's people originally tried to blame it on the Provigil that was spotted in her purse a few weeks ago...but that isn't an amphetamine, and that is what showed up on the test. Then, the said her inhaler that she takes for her "asthma" was the culprit...but Albuterol isn't an amphetamine either. Now, they're blaming the medication that she takes for her Attention Deficit Disorder, Adderall...which IS an amphetamine. And that could be what showed up on the test.
From what I hear, that stuff is like crack. I wonder (and this is just my wonderings, folks) if she gets all her meds from the same doctor, or if she goes to different places. She certainly has a lot of things going on, and meds must be carefully regulated. I hope she has a reputable doctor doing all the regulating. And oh yeah...I so called this a while back, when I said she appeared to have ADD. Take it from someone who knows the symptoms, 'k?
Of course, if she's on all these medications, it could explain some things about her behavior.
I'm not even touching the report that she allegedly had lipo over the weekend in Las Vegas (you were a week too late, D!). They probably found eight pounds of Starbucks in there. Here's a thought, Brit...stay away from McD's and Taco Bell, get smaller Starbucks with nonfat or soy milk, and eat at home every so often instead of fast food and restaurants.
But you know...I don't think Brit has a bad figure. She doesn't look like her rock-hard abs 18-year-old self, but she isn't that girl any more...she's almost 26, with two kids. She just needs to quit wearing clothes that accentuate her bumps.
And then, either late Wednesday night or early Thursday morning, Brit ran over yet another paparazzi foot! This makes a hat-trick:
The threepeat took place as Spears was driving into the hotel's parking garage, with the usual swarm of camera wielders surrounding her vehicle. A hotel security guard was on hand to ostensibly, but futilely, limit the chaos. "Back up, back up," he told the shutterbugs as Spears made her way down the hotel's drive. No sooner had he issued the warning then one unheeding paparazzo began screaming out. Other cameramen coming to his aid, yelling at Spears to stop driving, which she briefly did. The security guard, however, seemed unmoved by the incident. "Back off the drive, gentlemen," he said. [They were on private property at the time.]  "This won't happen if you just back off the drive." [...] Spears, 25, plowed over the paws of a photographer late last month while exiting a doctor's office. While the foot-flattening mishap was captured on film, the paparazzo chose to press charges, apparently deciding not to further tick off the pop star. But when it comes to peace officers, it's a different story. Earlier this month, the Los Angeles Police Department confirmed it was investigating a claim that Spears ran over the foot of a Los Angeles County Sheriff's deputy while fleeing a custody hearing. On Thursday, police said that even though paparazzi haven't filed any complaints, investigators are looking into all the incidents, in part because Spears left the scene each time. The LAPD is also demanding Spears provide a statement about the deputy incident or else face a possible misdemeanor count.Yes, she did, and we have video. Now, I will say this...taking photographs of stars is one thing. You're a star, there's a photographer, expect your picture taken. But this is totally ridiculous. In her face, on her car...I mean, seriously! I don't advocate violence, but if they're stupid enough to stand that close, then they shouldn't be surprised when they get their foot run over. Moron. Even little kids know to get out of the way of a moving car. But then...she's captured driving around, I am assuming trying to outrun the paps, and she's texting on her phone. While driving. In traffic. Isn't there a law or something? First of all...distracted driving? One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is not to be distracted while driving, and that includes cellphones and texting. And second...what is she doing out at night, trying to outrun the paps? What is that about? If she has money enough to buy a big crystal chandelier, or fifty million blouses that double as dresses, or eleventy zillion Fraps, or a $200,000 Mercedes (oh yeah, she surely needed a V12 car), she can HIRE A DRIVER. Then she can text to her little heart's content and let the DRIVER worry about the paps. Or let that guy Sam Lufti drive, he's better than nothing (please tell me she isn't doing sexytime with him). Um...HELLO? Get a driver and a bodyguard, Brit. A good part of your problems will be solved immediately. And after all this, there's another emergency hearing on Friday concerning her driving. The video shot of her blowing the red light at a busy intersection will be Exhibit A. This, however, is the video of her running over the foot and then texting while driving. I first saw this on Perez, so...thanks, Perez! (Some of the language is NSFW)
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