Is This Jayden James Spears Federline - or a stunt baby?
Britney Spears' fansite Breatheheavy.com has scanned photos from OK! Magazine that claim to be of Britney's second child, Jayden James. Tater tot is sporting a pink coat, which is certainly his right and okay by me, but some might consider that to be a tad fruity for a baby boy. Unless he's not a BOY! Dun, dun, dun......
Actually the most bizarre part of this photo is the enlarged quote stating, "Jayden lights up the room with his big blue eyes."
Already I am suspicious, because if that baby has blue eyes then either he isn't Britney and K-Fed's (both have brown eyes) or the person who saw him and made that quote is a particular kind of stupid. Granted, new babies eye-colors can take a full ear to develop. And unfortunately the picture is still pretty grainy so it's hard to tell what color his/her's eyes are. One thing's for sure, dino-tot's cute and I bet his ears get great reception.
Why do I care about all this? I don't, except that Britney, following in the footsteps of the mental giants Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes,
has taken great pains to keep pictures of her second child out of the press. Speculations as to the reason range from her holding out for the highest bidder, publicity and rumors that Britney has hired a talking mouse to work with him for some kind of Big Top routine.Â
Awww, poor Dumbo. And poor Sean Preston and Jayden/Jade James, cursed with the unluckiest DNA lottery ticket ever.
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