Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby-Daddy Has "Nothing To Offer"
Yes, you read that right. According to sources close to the family, Casey Aldridge, the father to Jamie Lynn's unborn child has nothing to offer. Other than his DNA, which he cheerfully offered her a few weeks back.
From the Life& Style story (ALWAYS, ALWAYS believe the tabloids):
“Jamie Lynn and Casey are NOT together. They’ve broken up numerous times, but he was her first and she kept taking him back," says the insider.“They’re not dating now. He's really got nothing to offer this baby. He's a kid himself. They have no plans to get married."
"At this point, Jamie Lynn has asked her mom — and not Casey — to be in the delivery room with her.â€
A rep for Jamie Lynn was not immediately available for comment.
So this little innocent baby is set to be born to an under-age minor who has described the pregnancy as a "shock," and now has to grow up with the knowledge its parents didn't plan him, its father has nothing to offer, its aunt is a f*cking lunatic addicted to Venti frappes, its grandma is perhaps the worst celeb mom on the planet, its uncle is a failed rapping wanksta, and its two little cousins were voted most likely to wear dentures before reaching the age of ten.
Isn't this a bit much for a little tot to bear at such a tender age?
Well, look at it this way, if our Savior survived being born in a stable to an unwed mother and was able to grow up and become a hailed success story, even little unnamed, unplanned Spears baby #3 has the slimmest of hopes.
I am rooting for you little fetus. Just remember, where there is hope, there is opportunity.
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