Janice Dickinson Is One Big Hot Mess
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Janice Dickinson was a very pretty supermodel back in the day. In fact, she claims that she was the FIRST supermodel in the world (stand in line, many others have claimed the same.) And while this may (or not) be true, one thing is: Dickinson has chosen to NOT age gracefully and has turned her face into a botoxed, face-lifted morph-a-thon of a mess.


Dickinson has had tummy tucks, numerous face lifts and breast implants. Coupled with her not-so-fabulous reputation of trash talking and wacky, drunken behavior over the years, the former beauty is not so super any more. And that's putting it mildly.
We got a little help from Wiki on Ms Dickinson's background:
Janice has been married and divorced three times and her past lovers include BOTH male and female suitors. Warren Beatty, Sylvester Stallone, Jack Nicholson, Laim Neeson, Mick Jagger, Dolph Lundgren,Grace Jones, Kelly LeBrock, and Bruce Willis. And in an interview on the Howard Stern Show (hate the man) in 2007, Dickinson bragged to have had sex with over 1,000 men.
Yikes! I am amazed that she can still find people who are still willing to sleep with her after that statement. Woah! Better double up guys and gals! *wink
Dickinson, ever the media-monster, was recently caught by the paps exiting Nobu Restaurant the other night. And man, what an exit it was!
Janice, who is known for speaking her mind, was slurring her words and was seen swatting at paps with her shawl, swearing at everyone in sight and hiking up her dress. How lovely!
Dickinson was escorted by a mystery man, who looked like he was going to actually let her drive. But thankfully he manned up and got in the driver's seat. I also think part of the blame was the valet driver of Nobu Restaurant for willingly handing over the keys to Janice without so much as batting an eyelash. Janice was obviously three sheets to the wind and never should have climbed into that driver's seat to begin with. I think these places have an obligation to keep drunk people off the road and should be held responsible. Famous or not. I am not against anyone having a little fun, but have the sense to call a cab people, or hand the keys over to someone else.
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